As many of you know I like to share my hotel stories and quotes. Here is a list of a few of my favorites and the reasons why I have lost faith in humanity:
-“Do these stairs go up?” How does one even respond to that? “No they don’t they just appear to go up. Though we are on the ground level floor, they actually go down.”
– (via phone in hotel room) “How do you dial the telephone?” Congratulations you figured it out! Now just dial the number of the poor person you actually are wanting to speak with!
– Guest:”How do you turn on the lights?” Me: “Did you try the light switches?” Guest: “Oh…no. I’ve got it now!” How the hell did you drive here??
-“We accidentally lit the pillow on fire.” I don’t even want to know how that happened…
-“The bathtub isn’t draining.” The answer to this is always…”that’s because you have the drain plug in.”
-Guest: “How far are you from Black Hawk?” Me: “About 40 minutes.” Guest: “Ok, how far are you from Ameristar?” Me: “The same amount of time…Ameristar is in Black Hawk”
-Guest: “Are you Brittany?” Me: “Nope, I’m Jessica.” Guest: “Right, but are you Brittany?”
And that’s just to name a few… And that’s just hotel guests. That’s not even people I run into out in other places who fall under the “moron category.” Do you think we can sign a petition to ban stupid people?