I was a weird kid. While I played with dolls and things like a normal child, I had also created a completely alternate persona, Tiffany Sportslender. At first, Tiffany owned a sporting goods shop where she would rent or lend sports equipment (get it...sports-lender, it was in her name she had to do this.) However, soon Tiffany … Continue reading My Childhood Alterego- Tiffany Sportslender
Category: humor
Miserable People and The Internet
Miserable people thrive on the internet. They love trolling and becoming outraged at literally anything. From politics to mashed potatoes you can spot a miserable person a mile away. These people are bored and lonely, there is no point in even acknowledging these people and yet people engage with them every day. I was inspired … Continue reading Miserable People and The Internet
Screens Are Ruining Us
Did you know the average person spends 3 hours and 45 minutes on their phone per day! Almost 4 hours! That’s 33 hours per week. That’s another full-time job! Do you know what I could accomplish with 33 extra hours in my week? And if you are reading this and thinking, “that’s not … Continue reading Screens Are Ruining Us
My Life- As Told By 10 Year Olds
The great thing about teaching 5th grade is they have active imaginations. The bad thing about teaching 5th grade? They have active imaginations. As I previously posted, they are obsessed with my dating life or what they believe my dating life should be like. Since I give them very nonspecific answers about my dating life, … Continue reading My Life- As Told By 10 Year Olds
Do These Stairs Go Up
In honor of a memory on Facebook (the day that the original quote and title of this blog was said), I'm reposting my blog about stupid things guests used to say to me when I worked in the hotel industry. I absolutely love teaching, but man do I miss the material customer service used to … Continue reading Do These Stairs Go Up
The Time I Might Have Dated a Murderer
Several years ago in my first stint in online dating, I met a man I’ll call Tom. He lived in a town roughly an hour away from me so we met halfway in between for a drink. Our first date was very awkward. He was a tech nerd and a nerd in every way. He … Continue reading The Time I Might Have Dated a Murderer
The Time I Used A Dating App- Part 1
When you go on a date with someone online you are risking two major things: 1.) Your life and 2.) Your sanity. While I have had many successful dates from the dating apps and honestly have had a few relationships come out of those dates, there are a lot of bad eggs out there that … Continue reading The Time I Used A Dating App- Part 1
Why Driving is the F***ing Worst
I feel that some kind of dark magic takes place once you put yourself into a car. People think they are invisible, invincible, and just turn into flat out assholes. Driving is easily one of the most terrifying things I do all day. That's saying a lot considering I teach 5th graders. I think … Continue reading Why Driving is the F***ing Worst
This Is Why I Blog
I am reposting this blog post that I had posted a few years ago. This story is the reason I started writing about my dating experience. I have learned you have to have a bit of a sense of humor to be out in the dating world. Luckily, I've had many more bad dates over … Continue reading This Is Why I Blog
Confessions of A Likely Spinster 