I feel that some kind of dark magic takes place once you put yourself into a car. People think they are invisible, invincible, and just turn into flat out assholes in a car. Driving is easily one of the most terrifying things I do all day. That's saying a lot considering I teach 4th and … Continue reading Hell on Earth…Also Known As Driving
As I prepare to move, I have discovered many things about myself. 1.) As I age I find less reasons to hold on to crap I've deemed important to keep forever. 2.) You can find really embarrassing stuff when you are cleaning out your closets. 3.) Said "embarrassing stuff" can really be an indicator to … Continue reading Boyzzz (yes with a ‘z’)
One thing I'll never understand is wedding guests. They feel entitled to everything, even though it's not their wedding. They feel they can act like a fool and all will be forgiven at the end of the weekend. It becomes an excuse to drink for an entire weekend. While this is fine, I don't think … Continue reading Wedding Season
Alright, guilty pleasure confession; I watch "The Bachelorette." It is easily the most ridiculous show in the world and the people on the show are the most ridiculous people on the planet. Do I think these people are for real? No. Do I think they are crazy? Absolutely. Next confession, I want to be on … Continue reading What If ‘The Bachelorette’ Was Real Life?
Back by popular demand...some of my "favorite" conversations with hotel guests. Part 2: Guest: "How do I get to you?" Me: "Where are you?" Guest: "The parking garage." Me: "Go through the door..." Guest: "Where is it?" Me: "On the wall...the wall that's attached to the building. Go through the door and you'll find me." … Continue reading “Do These Stairs Go Up?” (Part 2)
In my time at my gym I've noticed there are very distinct groups of people at the gym. Here is the way I view the jungle known as the gym: 1.) Guys on the hunt- These guys smell...no...reek of cologne. They have those stupid shirts that are stretched out on the sides and their hair … Continue reading People At the Gym
As many of you know I like to share my hotel stories and quotes. Here is a list of a few of my favorites and the reasons why I have lost faith in humanity: -"Do these stairs go up?" How does one even respond to that? "No they don't they just appear to go up. … Continue reading Do These Stairs Go Up (Part 1)
Last week I wrote about dating etiquette, today I thought I'd share a personal story. I recently told the current person I'm dating the story of my worst date ever, which he thought was the funniest thing ever. I thought I might as well share the story (although some of you have heard this or were my "safeties" during … Continue reading The Worst Date Ever (A learn from my mistakes story)