One thing I'll never understand is wedding guests. They feel entitled to everything, even though it's not their wedding. They feel they can act like a fool and all will be forgiven at the end of the weekend. It becomes an excuse to drink for an entire weekend. While this is fine, I don't think … Continue reading Wedding Season
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“Do These Stairs Go Up?” (Part 2)
Back by popular demand...some of my "favorite" conversations with hotel guests. Part 2: Guest: "How do I get to you?" Me: "Where are you?" Guest: "The parking garage." Me: "Go through the door..." Guest: "Where is it?" Me: "On the wall...the wall that's attached to the building. Go through the door and you'll find me." … Continue reading “Do These Stairs Go Up?” (Part 2)
People At the Gym
In my time at my gym I've noticed there are very distinct groups of people at the gym. Here is the way I view the jungle known as the gym: 1.) Guys on the hunt- These guys smell...no...reek of cologne. They have those stupid shirts that are stretched out on the sides and their hair … Continue reading People At the Gym
Do These Stairs Go Up (Part 1)
As many of you know I like to share my hotel stories and quotes. Here is a list of a few of my favorites and the reasons why I have lost faith in humanity: -"Do these stairs go up?" How does one even respond to that? "No they don't they just appear to go up. … Continue reading Do These Stairs Go Up (Part 1)
The Worst Date Ever (A learn from my mistakes story)
Last week I wrote about dating etiquette, today I thought I'd share a personal story. I recently told the current person I'm dating the story of my worst date ever, which he thought was the funniest thing ever. I thought I might as well share the story (although some of you have heard this or were my "safeties" during … Continue reading The Worst Date Ever (A learn from my mistakes story)